NOFX Bore Journal: An On-Going Account of the Dullness of NOFX

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Dec 31
1969

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ALL BORE JOURNAL PHOTOS BY JAY WALKER FROM HERE ON AND UNTIL FOREVER.
*so blame him if you look ugly or we talk shit about you*
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May 7
2009

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London England.
yes we skipped a few shows but updates will keep coming we promise.
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Apr 18
2009

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Groesrock!!!!!!! defiantly the best festival in the world, if you like that sort of thing.
We DO!
any fan of Music de Punk should take a trip to Belgium any given spring and check it out.
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Apr 18
2009

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More form Belgium back in April
so far behind, but we promise pictures of Brian Baker and Fat Mike playing cards drunk everyday this summer
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Apr 2
2009

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Japan, Punk Spring, BAD RELIGION Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
you have seen it all before
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Feb 11
2009

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SF Tour Night two.
Great American Music Hall
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Feb 10
2009

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Tonight at Slims the first of our 5 night San Francisco tour.
The best part about this is going home after the shows, if you happen to live here that is.
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Feb 8
2009

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Los Angeles California
We had a really Special Friend come out this night.
we know him as the Wookie.
He likes Vodka. Like to see what happened?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In81V5jY0JQ

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Feb 6
2009

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More Fun in LA
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Feb 5
2009

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Los Angeles CA
super special Guests abound.
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Feb 3
2009

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Tour of California 2009. not much happened
In San Diego Mike met his match, he liked Pour Habit, so he told them if anyone of them could beat him thumb wrestling he would sign them. Chuck did, they are in!
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Jan 17
2009

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The Gathering Place. Oahu
we are really sorry the new owner of the Pipeline freaked out and it took so long for everyone to get in. Thanks for all your patience Y'all.
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Jan 17
2009

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Final show in Hawaii, tough business.
We are sorry to everyone who waited in line so long, Pipeline was convinced the promoter had sold double the capacity, but in the end everyone got in and got gross, it was packed!
Thanks to Tina and everyone who hosted us in the Aloha state, and everyone that came out to the shows,we will try to make it back sooner.
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Jan 16
2009

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Maui day 2, show 2, Mike Birthday, big deal!
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Jan 16
2009

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There really were shows on maui, 2 of em at The Cellar in Lahaina
show up there and tell em Fat Mike sent you.
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Jan 15
2009

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Hawa Hawa Hawaii, what more can you say about that.
starting our year here means its all down hill.`
don't worry we called our selves a wambulance.
Day One Maui pt 1.
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Oct 25
2008

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Last Day or this tour, and its someone's birthday, Big Deal.
Toads Place in Richmond was really awesome, though the barricade did break and security did get slightly crushed, no one was seriously injured.
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Oct 24
2008

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Rams Head Live in Baltimore was another great venue.
Shits got very weird up in here.

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Oct 23
2008

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Buffalo Show!! super venue, great fun, nice people, delicious pizza.
but boy did we burn rubber the hell outta that town!
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Oct 22
2008

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Best Day Ever part Nine
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Oct 21
2008

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Pittsburgh Pennsylvania home of Anti Flag, and sandwiches with fries in em. The Club couldn't sell beer, so we bought some kegs and gave it away, everyone still complained.
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Oct 20
2008

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Philadelphia, The City of Brotherly Loved Ones.
good times, we have no pictures of it but in the end D$ Loved Ones and Mike destroyed our bus, while the rest of us hid in the back.
Finally Kent threw everyone out and Walker choked Mike.
FUN
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Oct 20
2008

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The Troc in Philly is located in Chinatown, Smelly found a Durian, the most disgusting fruit in the universe.
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Oct 18
2008

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On this night we played on Long Island.
no one took any pictures, oops.
so we let Kent document his solo trip to Bethpage Black, home of the 2002 and 2009 US Open.
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Oct 17
2008

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The Great State of New Jersey, will always have a place in our hearts, great club, great crowd, great show, thats why right after the show we headed straight back to Manhattan.
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Oct 16
2008

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day Two NYC.
nothing happened at all.
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Oct 15
2008

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NYC Night One, Shira Girls last show with us so she sung Lori Meyers. Also the dude proposed to that girl, i think she said yes.
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Oct 14
2008

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We had the night off Rise Against and Alkaline Trio played in NYC, so it really wasn't a night off
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Oct 13
2008

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Providence RI
Nothing Happened....
right.
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Oct 12
2008

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The last of three whole nights in montreal, Bad IDEA, MANAGER IS AN IDIOT.
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Oct 11
2008

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The 25th Anniversary of Foufounes Electric, Montreal.
a club that once payed us $18, a club that every punk band in the last 25 years has played. (even Gorilla Gorilla.)
This was supposed to be a night off, but it sounded like a great idea.
That night we were not so sure, but once we got up and played it was a shit ton of fun.
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Oct 10
2008

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The First of three nights in Montreal, oh boy after two days in Toronto we are fucked. Your people are just too fun.
Tons of guest stars tonight.
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Oct 10
2008

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For those of you in French Canada, Musique Plus is showing our TV show, this will be the last station to show it, as we hope a DVD comes out early next year. anyway we spent the day at their station playing live and making fart noises.
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Oct 9
2008

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Toronto night two, She's Nubs does her first stage dive, with a little help from Limo.
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Oct 8
2008

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Toronto Ontario Canada,
This place has always been so so so good to us and this trip was no exception, what a great place to start a tour. Amanda with her hot apple pies, Johnny with everything else you could imagine.

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Aug 22
2008

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Punk Rocks at Red Rocks
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Jul 4
2008

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Well its been a long sweet summer of doing nothing
we are truely sorry it took so long to report on the show where we kicked Van Halen's ass.
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Jul 4
2008

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But she sure don't like australia...
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Jun 26
2008

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This boar Journal is really lagging.
To both of you, we are so sorry. The crazy thing is that half of the problem, is how many rad pictures Jay Walker takes everyday.
At this show in Sweden, with a million of our best friends, he took 600 pictures, Fuck.
Lets start with Lagwagon, we had not done a show with them in so long, so that was super special.

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Jun 26
2008

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This show was seriously the best day on warped tour, but without some sissy in tight pants screaming at you half the time.
The quadrant of hate reunion was outstanding, though there really wasn't anyone to keep out.
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Jun 26
2008

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Eventually NOFX got to play, what a mess.
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Jun 26
2008

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And Flogging Molly were there, and Bad Religion were there, and Randy were there, and and and and...
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Jun 26
2008

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This will be the last entry on this mega party called the west coast riot in Goethenberg Sweden.
Random Guts and stuff.
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Jun 24
2008

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Amsterdam, what can't be said about that place, fuck Vegas the shit that stay in Amsterdam is real. White Flag opened the show, they have been around as long as NOFX, way more Mustaches
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Jun 24
2008

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Amsterdam is the Best City in the World Amsterdam is the Best City in the WorldAmsterdam is the Best City in the World Amsterdam is the Best City in the World Amsterdam is the Best City in the World v Amsterdam is the Best City in the World Amsterdam is the Best City in the World Amsterdam is the Best City in the World Amsterdam is the Best City in the World. Got it?
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Jun 23
2008

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Luxembourg the smallest country we have ever been to, in fact Mike told them they are not even a city, but a town.
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Jun 22
2008

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HELLFEST-CLISSON FRANCE
SLAYER-MOTORHEAD-NOFX
WOW
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Jun 22
2008

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MORE HELLFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 21
2008

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Southside Festival, at a small airport in Southern Germany, this and Hurricane really are nice festivals. We Really had fun.
The Beatsteaks headlined both nights and it was quite amazing.
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Jun 20
2008

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Hurricane Festival, Big deal
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Jun 20
2008

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At the Hurricane Festival we saw The Weakerthans play at One Am in a nice tent.
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Jun 18
2008

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ROCK THE WEAK Festival Bologna Italy. Well what can we say, it was a great festival, except it was just a normal punk show.

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Jun 18
2008

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Weak the Rock was so fun we have more !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 16
2008

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If only this were everyday. Cagliari, Sardinia, Italy
So fun, Italy beat France so the crowd liked us, we were sure pulling for em.
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Jun 15
2008

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Greenfield Festival Switzerland.
"Surprise Lincoln Park can't make it, but we Got Bad Religion"
-Bummer. (sarcasm)
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Jun 14
2008

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Day Two: Bolzano Italy.
a special civic festival in a small town.
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Jun 13
2008

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Day One: The Nova Rock Festival
Us and about 50 bands we never heard of, oh and Die Artze.
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Jun 12
2008

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Today we arrive in Vienna, they call it Wien.
We had a week of rehearsals at the Famous Arena open air, to prepare all the production and pyrotechnics for the tour.
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May 11
2008

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Portland Oregon the last show of another long and strenuous Journey, wowwee we really went out with a Bang
Right in the ears.
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May 10
2008

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Seattle Washington after a very rough time getting back into the USA, (half our crew get profiled every-time they come home)
we made it to Seattle
Lots of special guests this night.
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May 9
2008

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Vancouver BC has one of the best Venues in the world, The Commodore Ballroom.
We had Fun their, some local dude played guitar and of Course BRAS!!!!!!!
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May 7
2008

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Calgary, Alberta
home of the Stampede which is a fancy name for a Rodeo.
It Rained luckily we were inside.
Hefe played trumpet on a song with No Use everynight, we have proof.
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May 6
2008

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Edmonton Alberta we played a quaint little joint, it really felt like home, if your a tractor at a farm expo.
This tour was great for prosthesis's offered to Mike
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May 4
2008

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Salt Lake to Missoula MT
Weird, Weirder Weirdest.
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May 3
2008

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Salt Lake City Utah, wild stuff, Bearded Claw Man was the highlight.
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May 2
2008

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Denver CO Sold Out!
Lots of dropping, name dropping that is
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May 2
2008

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Denver was little tough, some team members subbing in for others.
Lots of quick line changes.
Substitutions and cause confusion, but its illusion. Ask a Penguin?
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May 2
2008

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Denver not unlike LA
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May 1
2008

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Dear Fans of the Bore Journal,
we need to extend apologies to both of you for our lack of Bore on this short jaunt, due to the abundance of friends and family in the Great Northwest and mega assholes controlling both sides of the border, there has been precious little time. We will get it together right after tour and update it fully with out misadventures.
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Apr 18
2008

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Here we are in Antarctica, take that Fall Out Boy!
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Mar 31
2008

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Fuck wait did we really forget to show Less Than Jake play a song on our gear?
what idiots we are, those are some of the funest guys you could know.
Check out Drum and Drummer
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Mar 15
2008

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Mess with Texas was a Mess, maybe the most people that have ever been on stage with us.
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Mar 15
2008

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Then there was Kevin, who has seen our band more, yet never for this long.
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Mar 14
2008

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The most and least hairy of our crew visit our friend Kevin at his real Barbershop in Austin.
Avenue Barbershop-Since 1933
1710 South Congress Avenue, Austin, Texas 78704
GO THERE

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Mar 14
2008

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World Premier of NOFX:Backstage Passport-BIG DEAL
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Mar 13
2008

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Clusterfuck Music and Film festival 2008 Austin TX
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Mar 9
2008

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What a great tour, kinda long but pretty fun.
Big Finale in Minnesota eh?
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Mar 7
2008

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Dave Nassie attacked the pile with a Jag.
Matt Riddle met his match.
If this is what you looked at everyday at work...


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Mar 6
2008

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Many days in the midwest seem to have passed without incident, to boring even for these pages, here are some highlights if you will.
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Mar 3
2008

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TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA TULSA
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Mar 2
2008

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I'm proud to be an Okey from Miss... huh?
Tulsa wqs fun, like 10 times more fun than expected, tough crowd, as in they stood up well to our abuse. And Bras.
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Mar 1
2008

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Dallas TX House of Blues
So Mike gives this kid in the red shirt $100 to eat his 2 haired booger.
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Mar 1
2008

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Fuck was Dallas fun. After the show Mike poked fun at a god botherer with a megaphone. The dufus was a day late for Manson.
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Feb 29
2008

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Leap year day in Austin at Stubb's BBQ was super duper fun.
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Feb 29
2008

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Feb 29
2008

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Jennifer Abeyta fills in for her husband on the guitar during the Decline in Austin TX
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Feb 27
2008

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El Paso was boring, nothing happened at all.
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Feb 23
2008

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Jacksonville Florida, so Florida it ain't even Florida.
So here's what happened, Mike gets this girl to let him wear her sweet hat during the show, then at the end, he throws it into the crowd. Girl gets a and cop brings him backstage. The girl is crying (literally) that Mike "stole" her $130 hat. Mike offers $105 nope, $110 nope, $120 nope... fine he gives her $130, the cop can't even believe it.
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Feb 22
2008

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Well here we are back on tour under the orange alert in Florida, finally we feel safe again.
For a couple of days, there were only women selling T-Shirts, neat.
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Jan 15
2008

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Melvin's a Gimme!!!1
after 16 hours of delays and diversions Eric Melvin's Me First and the Gimme Gimmes arrive in Australia and nearly rock Brisbane.
Were at nude beaches, frolicking with the Kangaroo's and eating Pies.
Fat Mike is bowling, must be 40.
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Jan 12
2008

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Eric Melvin's Chinese Hockey Adventure-Day 6
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Jan 11
2008

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Eric Melvin's Chinese Hockey Adventure-Day 5
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Jan 8
2008

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Eric Melvin's Chinese Hockey Adventure Day 3
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Jan 5
2008

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Eric Melvin's Chinese Hockey Adventure
On our first morning, we went to the Great Wall of China. Ok, I’ve already ‘been there, done that’ with NOFX, but this time is different. This time, it’s nearly freezing! And blowing so cold!
Pay no attention to the my team mate here next to me barely wearing a jacket, he’s got Russian blood flowing in his veins. See the wall behind us?

Day 1, Game1:
We lost to the Chinese 11-7, but I don’t mind, I’m used to losing. My San Francisco team hasn’t won a game yet either. Hmmm, what’s the common factor here? Let me think, what could it be….Oh yeah, we’re both new teams!
I’ll send pictures as soon as I get a hold of some.

Day 1, After game
We drank chinese beers in a shuttle to the station, and then carry all our crap a mile to the platform. My legs are gonna be sore. Get on the train in Beijing for an overnight ride to Changchun.
Check out me and my other team mates trying to fit four guys, bags and hockey gear into a sleeper on the train. Oh yeah, I'm trying to grow a mustache for the Gimmes tour. And see that cut on my forehead? Aren't hockey injuries cool? Well this one isn't one of those

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Nov 17
2007

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More Spain, birmingham revisited and Spaniards in Monstour T-shirts are neat.
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Nov 15
2007

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Out of Africa
Spain was a blast, we had not been there in a long time, it was nice ya'll still care.
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Nov 13
2007

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Animals are neat. People are less neat.
Before we went, everyone was on and on about how dangerous Johannesburg was, the only thing that happened was the small ipod that we used to play music between bands was stolen, by some douche at the show. the rest of the time we were totally fine.
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Nov 12
2007

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On serious note we did go on a tour of Soweto, we saw the big house Winnie got in the divorce, and the monument which read "In memory of Hector Peterson and all the young heros and heroines of our stuggle who laid down their lives for freedom, peace and democracy." google it.
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Nov 11
2007

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South Africa? Oh ya, we did some shows while we were there.
They had a Robot to run sound,and the fencing was amazing.
oh and safety was a priority at all times.
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Nov 9
2007

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Here we are still in Africa, we went to the very bottom edge of the continent, it was neat.
We saw whales, they were neat.
We ate worms, they were not so neat
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Nov 8
2007

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Here we are at the very end of the "Dark Continent"
it was pretty awesome, big thanks to Nick, ,J Bones and Malcolm and all the people that took such great care of us down there.
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Nov 7
2007

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Hi Africa, here we are, our second to last continent, and probably our last, seeing as how no one is likely to invite us to antarctica to play their research base.
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Nov 5
2007

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Day Three in the UK, Bristol. What a great town, to bad its not at all in anyway one little bit punk.
With one exception, it totally is.
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Nov 4
2007

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London London oh how we love thee, you never let us down do you?
Another big night at the Brixton Academy, neat.
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Nov 3
2007

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First show in the UK was pretty fun,Tat opened then The Loved Ones played. Dave Hause play the guitar on the end of the Decline

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Nov 2
2007

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NOFX Arrive inthe UK
be sure this will be boooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!
But the next stop is South Africa, for real.
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Sep 12
2007

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Last day, Budapest Hungary, no much to report, Ignite played again, the singer Zoli is from here.

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Sep 11
2007

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Vlad III the Impaler (Vlad ?epe? IPA: ['tsepe?] in common Romanian reference; also known as Vlad Dracula or Vlad Dr?culea and Kaz?kl? Bey in Turkish; November or December, 1431 – December 1476) was Prince (voivode) of Wallachia, a former polity that is now part of Romania. His three reigns were in 1448, 1456–62, and 1476. In the English-speaking world, Vlad is best known for the legends of the exceedingly cruel punishments he imposed during his reign and for supposedly serving as the primary inspiration for the vampire main character in Bram Stoker's popular Dracula novel.
As king, he maintained an independent policy in relation to the Ottoman Empire, and in Romania he is viewed by many as a prince with a deep sense of justice[1] and a defender of Wallachia against Ottoman expansionism.
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Sep 10
2007

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The next Stop is Sofia Bulgaria, seemed like people came form far and wide to this show, and Ignite played they are nice.
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Sep 9
2007

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Istanbul but we still preffer Constantinople, the Club was dark and being in it for 2 hours was like smoking 3 packs of cigarettes, tough place to be a fish and the load in was Bizarre
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Sep 8
2007

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All in All Israel was super awesome, so many people asked if we were scared to go there, and really its way scarier in Detroit, Oakland, LA, Florida etc.
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Sep 7
2007

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Last show in Israel, Haifa was very eventful.
Mike broke his Bass on Melvins head, it didn't even slow Melvin down. we did have to borrow a Bass to finnish the show
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Sep 6
2007

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Things got crazier by the hour in Israel, some French kids tried to convince us we had to go to Palestine, but Jews in Palestine, NOT A HOT ITEM.
We did play Tel Aviv and it was one of the best shows of all time.
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Sep 5
2007

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Day One in Israel, Jerusalem went to the Wailing wall Mike and Melvin got wrapped up and did some reading.
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Sep 5
2007

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Jerusalem has many sites, we missed most of em.
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Sep 4
2007

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Day off in Tel Aviv, is a day full of sunshine and happiness.
In Fact it was the hottest day of the year, pleanty of powder required. we walked and walked and walked in Jaffa saw lots of old stuff.
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Sep 3
2007

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At Last the Jews have made it to Israel, and boy is it hot.
Hummus and Falafel flow like lava.


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Sep 2
2007

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